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Lisburn Advertiser

Winner of the worst speller in the villiage award.
To be fair, it's a lot better than my Turkish.

No idea what any of this means, but if you want
to take up the offer, go in via the Complim Entry.
(U-Nique Hair, Hillsborough)

Sometimes known as "odd numbers".
(Thanks to Mr Taylor @taylorda01)

Why not "Quit" smoking? It's easy!

I'm going to "quit" smoking, you know maybe cut down to just 20 a day.
I think I'll go "vegetarian" at the same time - still eat chicken and ham
of course, and the odd steak.
RVH, Belfast

We serve a large part of Northern Ireland
and one small part of California too.
I reckon the delivery fee may apply there.
Hang on a minute! Bouncy Castles, Candy Floss,
Disney Mascots, Wrecking Ball?!

And this year's award for the weirdest use
of a comma goes to ...
Hillier (the natural choice)!

Apostrophe overload here.
Poor old tomatoes - what did they do to miss out?
Simply Pizza, Hillsborough

Sinn Fein Booby

I'm sure you've seen this one already, but it's very good.
Thanks Booby.

You know how it is - it's incredibly difficult
to remember how to spell your own name sometimes.
At least they got it right in the web address.

Get Naked at Sainsbury's

Please take all your clothes off while the works are completed.
We love you Sainsbury's for providing so much for our pedantic blog.
(Sainsbury's Sprucefield)

Christmas at Homebase

Special offer!
Free apostrophes with every noun and verb!
(Homebase, Boucher Road)

The Post Office Isn't Going Away You Know

Yep, it's true, this Post Office isn't going anywhere.
(Bridge Street, Belfast)