This is a warning for all shops that might want to
diversify away from their usual products -
it's a risky strategy with so many potential new typographical errors.
Spot the two mistakes here.
(Castle Court 13 December 2014).

This is absolutely fine, of course,
providing it's a café owned by Mr or Mrs Cappuccino.
(Lisburn)

Being Swedish isn't an excuse.

OK, maybe I'm being pedantic here
(and maybe uncharitable too), but let's keep it
a centre, not a center, until the unhappy day when
we become the 51st state of the US.
(Hillsborough, NI)

Now you're just not listening to me.
How many times have I said:
don't make a plural using an apostrophe.
Dobbies Garden Centre, Lisburn