You know how it is - it's incredibly difficult
to remember how to spell your own name sometimes.
At least they got it right in the web address.

Get Naked at Sainsbury's

Please take all your clothes off while the works are completed.
We love you Sainsbury's for providing so much for our pedantic blog.
(Sainsbury's Sprucefield)

Christmas at Homebase

Special offer!
Free apostrophes with every noun and verb!
(Homebase, Boucher Road)

The Post Office Isn't Going Away You Know

Yep, it's true, this Post Office isn't going anywhere.
(Bridge Street, Belfast)